Horoscopes

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

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Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to reaize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

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Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

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So there you are, the coolest song by Weird Al Yankovic ever!
Btw if you wanna hear it here's a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI7zewjyJiI
Enjoy, do. have a nice evening!

AlL!3

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Hey

First off I want to alert all Class of the Titans fans (like myself) about a really cool blogger website by the director of Class of the Titans! This site has TONNES of screencaps (stills) and cool character sketches as well as THE SEASON 2 EPISODE LIST!!!!!!!! The address is http://www.kookalamunga.blogspot.com/ and I really urge fans, or even watchers of CotT to go and check that one out, it's very cool.

On to more pressing matters, I have tracked down the coolest horoscope (that might be believable!) on youtube thanx to my friend Cole. Anyway take four minutes out fo your life to have a look at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI7zewjyJiI
I'll have more for you later.

Hasta Lasagna,
AlL!3

THANX PYZAM!

Hey guys,

So as you can see, my last post's problem is solved thanx to pyzam.com. Turns out they have blogger layouts (TONNES too)! So ya that's one problme solved.

Today in leadership class my friend Rachel was doing this flying jump thing and when she landed she slipped and fell flat on her face. She ended up cutting her chin open and needed FIVE stitches. It was really scary. I actually just got off the phone with her and she said that she was fine, but it took forever to get in because only two doctors where on duty! Talk about under-employment! Anyway, she's okay now.

So, this weekend we went to a Jr High Revival camp. It was at Our Lady of Victory Camp in Bentley, it was sooooooo fun. For a Catholic camp. Anyway, we had a plank walking thing where the whole 'tribe' (the theme was survivor) was on a plank and the person at the end had to get around everyone else without falling off the plank. Then there was a food tasting contest (we were blind folded) that consisted of baby food peas, spaghetti-o's, pinapple/apple sauce, and mushed carrots. Everything was partially okay untill the carrots, but the first two were kinda bad too. Moving on, we had to go through a laberynth next and that was fun! We also did a lot of Massish stuff... but I won't go on about that.

The food was iffy, but the memories will last a lifetime! I recommend a good retreat like that!

So, that's about all I have to talk about today, see y'all next time!

Hasta Lasagna!
AlL!3

Hey

Hey guys,
Sorry I haven't written much lately, I've been knee deep in some creative writing for Ficwad. It's a new fanfiction (don't laugh, MINE is good!) so ya, I've been wanting to write for a while... but anyway. I have some pics for y'all!

I have this one now... I sent this to all my friends, and I think it's funny! Bongo is cool and I don't care who says different.

So I need help: anyone who knows how I want to put a piture as my background here on blogger, and I want to have my writing closer to the middle of the right side. Anyone know how? I'm open for help if you have it at all.

The picture I want is kinda big, and I don't want it to scroll, like I want it to stay in one place. Does that make sense? Here's the pic:

There, it's much bigger than that, but if you happen to know how to do that it would be much appreciated! Thanks!

I have nothing else to really write about... Dick won BB8!

I would also like suggestions for videos I could make for Youtube, thanks guys!