Horoscopes

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

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Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to reaize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

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So there you are, the coolest song by Weird Al Yankovic ever!
Btw if you wanna hear it here's a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI7zewjyJiI
Enjoy, do. have a nice evening!

AlL!3

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Cool and Funny Stuff

Hey

First off I want to alert all Class of the Titans fans (like myself) about a really cool blogger website by the director of Class of the Titans! This site has TONNES of screencaps (stills) and cool character sketches as well as THE SEASON 2 EPISODE LIST!!!!!!!! The address is http://www.kookalamunga.blogspot.com/ and I really urge fans, or even watchers of CotT to go and check that one out, it's very cool.

On to more pressing matters, I have tracked down the coolest horoscope (that might be believable!) on youtube thanx to my friend Cole. Anyway take four minutes out fo your life to have a look at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI7zewjyJiI
I'll have more for you later.

Hasta Lasagna,
AlL!3

THANX PYZAM!

Hey guys,

So as you can see, my last post's problem is solved thanx to pyzam.com. Turns out they have blogger layouts (TONNES too)! So ya that's one problme solved.

Today in leadership class my friend Rachel was doing this flying jump thing and when she landed she slipped and fell flat on her face. She ended up cutting her chin open and needed FIVE stitches. It was really scary. I actually just got off the phone with her and she said that she was fine, but it took forever to get in because only two doctors where on duty! Talk about under-employment! Anyway, she's okay now.

So, this weekend we went to a Jr High Revival camp. It was at Our Lady of Victory Camp in Bentley, it was sooooooo fun. For a Catholic camp. Anyway, we had a plank walking thing where the whole 'tribe' (the theme was survivor) was on a plank and the person at the end had to get around everyone else without falling off the plank. Then there was a food tasting contest (we were blind folded) that consisted of baby food peas, spaghetti-o's, pinapple/apple sauce, and mushed carrots. Everything was partially okay untill the carrots, but the first two were kinda bad too. Moving on, we had to go through a laberynth next and that was fun! We also did a lot of Massish stuff... but I won't go on about that.

The food was iffy, but the memories will last a lifetime! I recommend a good retreat like that!

So, that's about all I have to talk about today, see y'all next time!

Hasta Lasagna!
AlL!3

Hey

Hey guys,
Sorry I haven't written much lately, I've been knee deep in some creative writing for Ficwad. It's a new fanfiction (don't laugh, MINE is good!) so ya, I've been wanting to write for a while... but anyway. I have some pics for y'all!

I have this one now... I sent this to all my friends, and I think it's funny! Bongo is cool and I don't care who says different.

So I need help: anyone who knows how I want to put a piture as my background here on blogger, and I want to have my writing closer to the middle of the right side. Anyone know how? I'm open for help if you have it at all.

The picture I want is kinda big, and I don't want it to scroll, like I want it to stay in one place. Does that make sense? Here's the pic:

There, it's much bigger than that, but if you happen to know how to do that it would be much appreciated! Thanks!

I have nothing else to really write about... Dick won BB8!

I would also like suggestions for videos I could make for Youtube, thanks guys!

Just Hangin'

Hey All!

So I'm just hanging around, not really doing anything. Just contemplating the 4th of September and listening to me brother play his XBOX.

September 4th is a special day, know why? School starts then. I don't know whether I'm exited or not. I mean I love the down time and the free time, but my summer hasen't been very good, mom broke her knee cap so I haven't done anything exciting accept working on the computer.

I've been throwing myself into Quizilla lately, making themes and quizzes and polls, you can chekc it out if you want: www.quizilla.com/users/greasergirlsaretuffer that's my homepage there, and you can watch the home page or go and see my quizzes and my journal, and my images, and everything else. It's a fun site and I plan on making another quiz soon. Even in a few minutes.

SO current events: Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide! My mom wanted to cry, she said that he always seemed like such a happy person and that he didn't look like the kind of person to do something like this. I personally agree. But I guess this is reality for you and you can never judge people like that. Wow reality sure hits you hard sometimes.

In happier news I finally fiished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, it was wonderful and I highly recommend it to anyone looking for a good read. I also recommend the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer. It is a wonderful series, I am still in the middle fo book one and it is a very captivating read. If you like vampires and romance this is the book for you!

I can't think of anything else to write about, so I'm gonna go back on Quizilla, good website!

See y'all later,
Hasta Lasagna,
AlL!3

Food

So my mom broke her knee cap about three weeks ago so I've had to take on a few extra things around the house. One of those things is cooking. Believe it or not, I'm a really good cook. I made a mild chicken curry, and tonight I made Jell-o and chicken linguinie. Not ultra exciting but cool anyway, it was really good! So this isn't my best entry but anyway.

I have a website BTW. It's www.freewebs.com/goldenmasquerade so go check that out, leave a message I guess.

See y'all later!
Hasta Lasagna,
AlL!3

BB8

Hey guys!

So there's a TV show called Big Brother, and the 8th season started a few weeks ago.

Big Brother is a show that begins with 14 house guests all in the Big Brother House an once a week an HOH (Head of Household) is chosen through a competition of some sort. Then the HOH nominates two house guests for eviction. Then a veto competition is held and the winner of that can either take one of the nominations off the chopping block (and the HOH has to replace the nomination) or they can leave the nominations the same. Then finally, once a week a house guest is voted out of the Big Brother House.

This season the origional 14 houseguests were Joe, Dustin, Dick, Danielle, Carol, Jessica, Kail, Nick, Zach, Mike, Jameka, Amber, Eric, and Jen.

So far Carol and Joe have been evicted and I didn't get to know Carol very well, but Joe will be missed because he was like the personality of the house. I MISS YOU JOE!
Anyway I think my favourite houseguests are Jameka, Dick, and Eric.

Big Brother 8 is on on CBS at 9:ooPM Et/PT on Tuesday and 8:00PM ET/PT Thursday and Sunday. Go watch it it's really good! See ya'll l8r!

Hasta Lasagna!
AlL!3

Sorry!

Hey y'all,

Sorry I've been so gone lately, I've just been... well... there's really no excuse. Anyway, no one reads this anyway, so there's no point in going into detail.

Anyway, finals are officially on. I had LA on Wednesday and Science tomorrow, but guess what? I got exempt from my science exam so I get to stay home all day and be stupid and go on the computer and be stupid and make videos. Haha sound like fun.

Today was battle of the bands! BLANK LIST ROCKS! Blank list are three guys in my grade who have formed a band called Blank List (no duh) and I'll bet anything they'll make it big. If you wanna meet them, go see their website: www.blanklist.com it's really cool. So anyway I'll just say my connection to the guys: Joe (bass) was in my gym class, Nic (guitar) was in my leadership class, and Cody (drums) was in my French class. Unfortunatly, none of them even know me and the only contact they've made with me is when Cody whipped the foam ball at me in French when we were playing silent soccer. Ya, they don't knwo me, but whatever, I'll deal.

Anyone like the Tagically Hip? I've never heard them, but I want to and guess what? My Uncle Andy went to school with them! Yep buds all the way! And my mom knows them because they where Uncle Andy's friends. Mhm, that's me knowing all the best bands... pffft ya right.

Anyway, I've run out of things to rant about so I'll let my new YouTube Series The Idiot Box speak for me (if you do decide to watch, watch in order plz):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATmIH48rfi8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1NIv4fqyJw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFzy1GUuNsA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuN6YE8V-ac
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVKAR7osjK4
So ya if you have nothing better to do there's something to do for half an hour or 20 mins... or 13 minutes now that I spent valuble time calculating that out (I'm a math geek, so shut up and deal with it).

I have nothing else to do, so I'll see you guys l8r (if there is anybody... if there is anybody, plz leave a message... more to reassure me than anything else... or don't and let me suffer). So, ya.

Hasta Lasagna!

AlL!3

Sorry!

Hey there,

Sorry I haven't written in so long. I'm in school right now, in religion class (oi) and I have finished my work so I get free time (grade 8 with free time! YAY!!). Our homeroom's in the computer lab, so free time is FUN!
Rachel's here again! (Rachel: Hi people! I'm playing games right now, I'm having fun!) Well there's Rachel for you.
So on to buisness. You may have noticed I like to write. I'm in to the whole fan fiction thing right now (a good oppritunity for me to practice writing) (if there are no spaces between some words in this post the space bar on this computer is sticky and it might not press like it usually doesn't) so I want top refer you to my account on FicWad.com:
http://www.ficwad.com/viewuser.php?uid=36477
I also like making quizzes and have an account on Quizilla.com (I perasonalized the homepage and it rocks!
http://www.quizilla.com/users/greasergirlsaretuffer
And a YouTube.com account that I love, I love videos like the Pachelbel Rant!
http://www.youtube.com/masquerade73
I g2g see ya!

Hasta Lasagna!

AlL!3

LUNCH!!!!

Hey guys,

I'm home at lunch and I've only got like 10 minutes to write right now so I'll get right to it.

I'm here with my friend Rachel (Rachel: HI EVERYBODY!!! Hee-hee!). Man is this chick hyper. She gets hyper when she's eating, its her fueling time. (Rachel: have you ever tasted rocket fuel? AlL!3: I'm still alive aren't I? Rachel: *pauses* right.) Oh my. Thats all that can be said.

Anyway I need to get going, I want to watch a little YouTube before I have to get back to school... I have Health class this afternoon! Oi! I hate Health class, it's 49 minutes of torture (Rachel: Exactly! I hate it so much I could rip the teachers head off and it still wouldn't express my feelings for the subject. AlL!3: Righto, Rae)!

L8r guys (Rachel: Mee-hee-hee)!

Hasta Lasagna!

AlL!3

First Entry

Okay I understand a lot of people aren't interested in a 14-year-old's thoughts, but I figured, some people might want to hear about someone who doesn't really matter in the BIG picture, you know?

I am an aspiring writer... and plan on publishing a book before I graduate High School (where I am not yet, I still have to finish Jr. High!). It sounds like an impossible dream, but Christopher Paolini did it when he was 15, so I can too... or at least it's possible, anyway.

So I'm just gonna write about how that's going and what else is going on in my life, who knows something interesting might happen ;)!

A little about me: I have been described as a grammar freak from neither heaven nor hell, but limbo, and I have a bunch of best friends. I am obsessed with The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton, and I also love two animated shows called 6teen and Class of the Titans. Maybe you've even heard of them and hey, you might even like them.

Anyway, it's nearing the time for me to go bed (I'm 14 and my bedtime is 9:00 how lame is that?). So I will bid you ado (spelling?) until later...

Hasta Lasagna!

AlL!3